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Last night at the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York, I got a pretty sweet taste of the psychedelic spacey-prog insanity that is the Mars Volta live. It was my first live Volta experience, and just like everyone said it would, it changed my perspective on the band. I’m never quite sure how I feel about these weirdos. On the one hand, I love that they’re blowing the skinny jeans and plaid right off of the hordes of “indie rock” and “experimental pop folk” bands that are quickly turning the music scene into an utter snooze fest. They’re so aggressively, deliciously polarizing that they take the snobbery right out of musical discourse: technically, it’s totally legit to either love them, or hate them. On the other hand, roughly half of the stuff they put out just flat out sounds bad. Still, the other half is pretty banging…
Let me preface my thoughts on this newest Volta installment by saying that I have an unhealthy relationship with this band. I’ll be honest—I’m sort of dying to be the kind of chick that digs The Mars Volta. I’ve always wanted to be able to say to a rabid fan in a bar: “Yeah, around 4:35 on "Drunkship of Lanterns" is totally the height of rock and roll.” My first foray was a totally blind purchase of Frances the Mute, which I bought on recommendation from a friend. I listened paralyzed by sensory overload until I got to "The Widow", a completely non-sequitorial, suspiciously accessible classic rock jam. “I can dig this,” I thought, until I realized that, were I an actual Volta fan, this song would make me want to drive off a cliff, (after burning the album, of course)... My experiences after Frances have been similarly confusing. I consume Volta albums as quickly as possible, hoping if I get them all down at once, I can somehow trick my gag reflex. Unfortunately, it’s usually just a binge followed by inevitable regurgitation. Needless to say, when I listened to their newest, Bedlam in Goliath, I didn’t have high hopes, especially after hearing Cedric and Omar (I’ll pretend I’m on a first-name basis) interviewed about the concepts behind Bedlam. Inspired by Ouija boards? Yup, there’s the gag reflex, right on cue.