Monday, December 14, 2009

It's the Holidays, Punch Somebody!

Happy f*cking holidays jerk. What? You got a problem with my tone? Don’t take it personally, it’s just a little dose of the hip new “holiday rage” currently fronted by a few of the industry's best and brightest. If Kid Cudi, Axl Rose and Chris Brown are any indication, the whole "joy" thing is kinda played out. You want to show someone you love them this holiday season? Forgo the fruitcake, bring on the knuckle sammich (or even better the “flaming tweet”).

Kid Cudi gives fan a “holly jolly” black eye:

To see more festive celebrity violence

Axl Rose jingles a photographer's bell (and hits a mom . . . awesome.)

Chris Brown sends holiday cheer to retailers after he hears that, for some odd ass reason, they don't want to sell his record.

And one special shout out just for the fans . . . makes me wanna curl up in front of the fire with some egg nog. Thanks Chris!

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