Friday, July 2, 2010

Happy Fourth of July Fu****rs


[MP3] Bob Dylan: "Chimes of Freedom" (Go buy it, Americans don't steal music)

Don't edit me! I am an American! Which brings us to our next point -- what does it mean to be American? We'll tell you what it means via a list of the Top 10 Best Things That Also Happen to Be American And Kinda Have Something To Do With Music -- after the jump. Man do we love a good American flag.


Top 10 Best Things That Also Happen to Be American And Kinda Have Something To Do With Music

10) Hot Dog Rock!!
9) Sleevelessness
8) Drinking Freedom Light
7) Anything Gaga does (especially getting street meat)
6) Lissie
5) Zip Car service
4) Any sort of headband or head adornment, preferably of neon coloration
3) THIS
2) Intense, "No Icing!" campaigns. Inquire with @starkonline about pamphlets
1) USA! USA! USA!

2 comments:

明霖明霖 said...

當一個人內心能容納兩樣相互衝突的東西,這個人便開始變得有價值了。............................................................

法邦法邦 said...

當一個人內心能容納兩樣相互衝突的東西,這個人便開始變得有價值了。............................................................